Tuesday, November 30, 2010

SEXTROLOGY

i have a really detailed and accurate horoscope book. along with physical, mental, sexual and spiritual descriptions of each sign separated into male/female/gay/straight it has a column of 'turn-ons'. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT IT SAYS! you can borrow it for further reading if you would like. here is everyone's list:

SCHRAMM (GAY VIRGO MALE)

KEYWORDS: vexation, neurosis, criticism, eccentricity, reclusion, disenfranchisement, generalization, didacticism, dissonance, fastidiousness.

TURN-ONS: submission, older men + executives, dress socks, straight men, teacher-student roleplay, theaters/backrooms, uncle fantasies, servants, enemas, debauchery/degradation, analingus, penetration, straight-sex voyeurism.

ADRIENNE (STRAIGHT ARIES FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: independence, nonconformity, prudence, diplomacy, feminism, detachment, austerity, energy, presence, artfulness, skill, fitness, mind, execution, competition, calculation.

TURN-ONS: younger men, swarthy looks, body hair: stubble/beards/moustaches, mutual masturbation, laborers/lumberjacks, male rape fantasies, male strippers/escorts, sweat, face sitting, large penises, big hands/meaty forearms.

CAROLYN (GAY CAPRICORN FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: faith, practice, distinction, thought, temperance, prudence, loyalty, discretion, haughtiness, concern, capriciousness, restriction, religion, aristocracy, authority, organization.

TURN-ONS: younger women, lean curvy bodies, long dark hair, extended foreplay, vanilla, thongs, demi-bras, mutual grooming, straight women, sober sex, afterplay/intimacy, erotica, multiple vaginal orgasms, feet/toes, casual sex, active lite discipline, breast play.

STEPHEN A.B. (STRAIGHT TAURUS MALE)

KEYWORDS: bliss, methodology, determination, composure, affection, truth, union, capability, incitement, beauty, magnetism, influence, allure, acumen, caution, relatedness, tenure.

TURN-ONS: older dominant females, solid bodies, short hair, slow sleepy sex, gymnasts/dancers, exhibitionism, bisexuality, stockings, wearing panties, cuddling/caressing, cuckolding other men, married women, hairy bushes, passive anal play.

SHITTANY (STRAIGHT LIBRA FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: idealism, art, honesty, design, independence, ornamentation, enlightenment, non-conformity, suffrage, democracy, romance, justice, strength, refinement, charm, confrontation.

TURN-ONS: younger men, artists/sensitives, smooth sculptural bodies, veiny forearms, 69, hairy muscular legs, europeans, long straight hair, bisexuality, sugar daddies, foursomes, quickies.

4 comments:

  1. you didn't include ONE nice keyword about me, bitch!

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  2. Might I add to MY LIST (from the book):

    ability, alchemy, resolution, suitability, erudition, dexterity, articulation, assistance, modesty, concern, prosperity, respectability, productivity, interdependence, empathy!

    and might I add to Shittany's....

    vanity and loftiness!

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  3. i apologize, my libran vanity prevented me from advertising my faults but your apparent virgonian modesty didn't prevent you from pointing out your positive traits!

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