melanie's sextrology

as requested. man these things are weirdly accurate, no?

MELANIE (STRAIGHT PISCES FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: love, illusion, euphoria, devotion, sacrifice, uncertainty, imagination, timelessness, reliance, contemplation, escape, delusion, transcendence, immobility, fascination.

TURN-ONS: father figures or young boys, sensitive men, androgynous looks, smooth bodies, swimmers/models, delicate features, bone structure, artists/poets/creatives, married men/homewrecking, extended foreplay, erotica/softcore, pillow talk, bisexuality/lesbian erotica, prostitute role play, flattery/seduction alcohol/narcotics.

house theme song?

what should our theme song be?

SEXTROLOGY

i have a really detailed and accurate horoscope book. along with physical, mental, sexual and spiritual descriptions of each sign separated into male/female/gay/straight it has a column of 'turn-ons'. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT IT SAYS! you can borrow it for further reading if you would like. here is everyone's list:

SCHRAMM (GAY VIRGO MALE)

KEYWORDS: vexation, neurosis, criticism, eccentricity, reclusion, disenfranchisement, generalization, didacticism, dissonance, fastidiousness.

TURN-ONS: submission, older men + executives, dress socks, straight men, teacher-student roleplay, theaters/backrooms, uncle fantasies, servants, enemas, debauchery/degradation, analingus, penetration, straight-sex voyeurism.

ADRIENNE (STRAIGHT ARIES FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: independence, nonconformity, prudence, diplomacy, feminism, detachment, austerity, energy, presence, artfulness, skill, fitness, mind, execution, competition, calculation.

TURN-ONS: younger men, swarthy looks, body hair: stubble/beards/moustaches, mutual masturbation, laborers/lumberjacks, male rape fantasies, male strippers/escorts, sweat, face sitting, large penises, big hands/meaty forearms.

CAROLYN (GAY CAPRICORN FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: faith, practice, distinction, thought, temperance, prudence, loyalty, discretion, haughtiness, concern, capriciousness, restriction, religion, aristocracy, authority, organization.

TURN-ONS: younger women, lean curvy bodies, long dark hair, extended foreplay, vanilla, thongs, demi-bras, mutual grooming, straight women, sober sex, afterplay/intimacy, erotica, multiple vaginal orgasms, feet/toes, casual sex, active lite discipline, breast play.

STEPHEN A.B. (STRAIGHT TAURUS MALE)

KEYWORDS: bliss, methodology, determination, composure, affection, truth, union, capability, incitement, beauty, magnetism, influence, allure, acumen, caution, relatedness, tenure.

TURN-ONS: older dominant females, solid bodies, short hair, slow sleepy sex, gymnasts/dancers, exhibitionism, bisexuality, stockings, wearing panties, cuddling/caressing, cuckolding other men, married women, hairy bushes, passive anal play.

SHITTANY (STRAIGHT LIBRA FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: idealism, art, honesty, design, independence, ornamentation, enlightenment, non-conformity, suffrage, democracy, romance, justice, strength, refinement, charm, confrontation.

TURN-ONS: younger men, artists/sensitives, smooth sculptural bodies, veiny forearms, 69, hairy muscular legs, europeans, long straight hair, bisexuality, sugar daddies, foursomes, quickies.

This happened when Brittany was still in high school

Group hug, We don't hug enough

it's so cozy up here

Carolyns other 2NDLIFE girlfriend (and she's under-age!)

MOAR

the end is nigh

enter at your own risk. there is no going back.

http://boards.4chan.org/b/

The artist asked me not to credit him

Dear Bog Mother,

please play Magic with us.

The Gather'er's.

And that's one special hot dog!

I found out who Carolyn is making love to in Second Life!

C.R.E.E.P

i always hated this movie as a child. and i knew it was because of falcor the dragon.

"i like children. thank you, SOOO GOOD."

so sweet

look what i found on the computer! man, sometimes blayne is just the greatest guy.

OH MY GOODNESS

OH AND P.S.

a little taste of what is to come.

Wish this was in our walls instead

PRUNE

put it on the pizza (box).

HEY STEVE: YOU OWE ME A BEER

Sigil of the Empty Throne: $1.58---$3.74

Whispersik Cloak: $0.35 X 3 = $1.05---$0.52 X 2 $1.04

Halimar Depths: $0.29---$0.75

War Priest of Thune: $0.30---$0.50

Kabira Crossroads: $0.18 X 2 = $0.36---$0.49 X 2 = $0.98

Negate: $0.19 X 2 = $0.38---$0.35

Sphinx of Magosi: $0.51---$1.59

Iona Shield of Emeria: $6.61---$8.48

Circe of Protection: Black: $0.15---$0.25

Eldrazi Conscription: $2.41---$5.23

Transcendent Master: $4.20 X2 = $8.40---$5.99 x 2 = $11.98

Glacial Fortress: $3.21---$4.49

Baneslayer Angel: $19.69---$28.60

Echo Mage: $0.76---$1.48

Devout Lightcaster: $0.63---$2.68

Journey to Nowhere: $0.18---$0.40

Lightkeeper of Emeria: $0.22---$0.79

Sunblast Angel: $1.71---$3.30

Celestial Mantle: $0.57---$1.61

Path to Exile: $4.31---$6.60

Mind Control: $0.20 X 2 = $0.40---$0.50 X 2 = $1.00

Celestial purge: $0.24---$0.50

Serra Ascendant: $3.07---$5.99

Armored Ascension: $0.20---$0.50

Gerrard's Wisdom: $0.32---$1.00

Platinum angel: $2.15----$3.99

Akroma's Memorial: $10.56---$12.99

Condemn: $0.60---$1.02

Death Ward: $0.18---$0.25

Calciform Pools: $0.33---$0.51

Revoke Existence: $0.14---$0.29

Celestial Colonnade: $4.89---$8.48

Pulse of the Fields: $1.10---$3.50

Seal of Cleansing: $0.30---$0.70

Discombobulate: $0.27---$0.79

Cryptic command$12.22 X 2 = $24.44---$15.73 X 2 = $48.88

Marshal's Anthem: $0.52---$1.64

Replenish: $9.43---$11.99

MIDRANGE TOTAL: $112.46

HIGH TOTAL: $189.06


FYI: you have 33/65 proxies that's 51% proxies. The other 49% is pretty much just basic land cards. 

RENT IS DUE!!!!!

im real sorry guys........

u guys have been real nice to me and stuff and i have been such a bad guest in ur home i hope u can find it in ur hearts to forgive me im pretty sure im a real nice dude when u get to kno me. dont give up on me plz :((((( for real, espeshialy you carolyn. dont give up on me ill be a gooder freind.

sinserely,

blayne

Adrienne and I leaving the house

my new boyfriend

has tits.

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS

NEW MAGIC SONG

You can eat my food (pizza, peanut butter, etc.) but only if you take XXX pictures of yourself eating it and post them here.

Here is your inspiration: http://www.hotchickseatingpizza.com/page/1