melanie's sextrology

as requested. man these things are weirdly accurate, no?

MELANIE (STRAIGHT PISCES FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: love, illusion, euphoria, devotion, sacrifice, uncertainty, imagination, timelessness, reliance, contemplation, escape, delusion, transcendence, immobility, fascination.

TURN-ONS: father figures or young boys, sensitive men, androgynous looks, smooth bodies, swimmers/models, delicate features, bone structure, artists/poets/creatives, married men/homewrecking, extended foreplay, erotica/softcore, pillow talk, bisexuality/lesbian erotica, prostitute role play, flattery/seduction alcohol/narcotics.

house theme song?

what should our theme song be?

SEXTROLOGY

i have a really detailed and accurate horoscope book. along with physical, mental, sexual and spiritual descriptions of each sign separated into male/female/gay/straight it has a column of 'turn-ons'. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT IT SAYS! you can borrow it for further reading if you would like. here is everyone's list:

SCHRAMM (GAY VIRGO MALE)

KEYWORDS: vexation, neurosis, criticism, eccentricity, reclusion, disenfranchisement, generalization, didacticism, dissonance, fastidiousness.

TURN-ONS: submission, older men + executives, dress socks, straight men, teacher-student roleplay, theaters/backrooms, uncle fantasies, servants, enemas, debauchery/degradation, analingus, penetration, straight-sex voyeurism.

ADRIENNE (STRAIGHT ARIES FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: independence, nonconformity, prudence, diplomacy, feminism, detachment, austerity, energy, presence, artfulness, skill, fitness, mind, execution, competition, calculation.

TURN-ONS: younger men, swarthy looks, body hair: stubble/beards/moustaches, mutual masturbation, laborers/lumberjacks, male rape fantasies, male strippers/escorts, sweat, face sitting, large penises, big hands/meaty forearms.

CAROLYN (GAY CAPRICORN FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: faith, practice, distinction, thought, temperance, prudence, loyalty, discretion, haughtiness, concern, capriciousness, restriction, religion, aristocracy, authority, organization.

TURN-ONS: younger women, lean curvy bodies, long dark hair, extended foreplay, vanilla, thongs, demi-bras, mutual grooming, straight women, sober sex, afterplay/intimacy, erotica, multiple vaginal orgasms, feet/toes, casual sex, active lite discipline, breast play.

STEPHEN A.B. (STRAIGHT TAURUS MALE)

KEYWORDS: bliss, methodology, determination, composure, affection, truth, union, capability, incitement, beauty, magnetism, influence, allure, acumen, caution, relatedness, tenure.

TURN-ONS: older dominant females, solid bodies, short hair, slow sleepy sex, gymnasts/dancers, exhibitionism, bisexuality, stockings, wearing panties, cuddling/caressing, cuckolding other men, married women, hairy bushes, passive anal play.

SHITTANY (STRAIGHT LIBRA FEMALE)

KEYWORDS: idealism, art, honesty, design, independence, ornamentation, enlightenment, non-conformity, suffrage, democracy, romance, justice, strength, refinement, charm, confrontation.

TURN-ONS: younger men, artists/sensitives, smooth sculptural bodies, veiny forearms, 69, hairy muscular legs, europeans, long straight hair, bisexuality, sugar daddies, foursomes, quickies.

This happened when Brittany was still in high school

Group hug, We don't hug enough

it's so cozy up here

Carolyns other 2NDLIFE girlfriend (and she's under-age!)